try the dry

A term that defines a new invention for marijuana smoking pipe. Marijuana bongs have been around a long time, at least 50 years. The bong is a long cylinder that holds water at the bottom. Everyone loves their bong until they spill the water. Nothing and I mean nothing gets rid of that smell when you spill the bong water. Two of my cars growing up I had trouble selling because of spilled bong water. Not only is the bong water a real pain in the ass, the bong is a bigger pain in your throat and lungs. Water bongs do not cool the smoke even with ice cubes in it! The problem is the glass. Glass insulates the heat inside the pipe.

If you long your bong but hate the heat and the water... Try The Dry. Using a new invention called the Dry Bong solves both of these issues and no more drug sniffing police dogs chasing your car down the street. The Dry Bong cools hot smoke using no water. So when a friend complains about that shitty bong water and their burned throat? Tell them to Try The Dry.

I jumped into the back seat of Mary's car and couldn't believe the stink back there! "Mary, what the hell is this smell?" She told me she spilled her bong water in her back seat. I said to Mary, "It's time to Try The Dry!"

by Dave Ideas May 16, 2019

Try hard

try hard:
a desperate attempt in order to please a handful of friends with unnecessary and cringe actions and statements which leads to hatred for oneself.

samyak, stop the try hard, that girl is out of your league.

by palashop June 30, 2021

The Roman Try

Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.

Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*

by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023

I try

I don't...

A trier "I try"

Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping people make money? How many people have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't even know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I've killed fewer people than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's dope. I'm like an otherworldly force or a demon or something. But what's that again about trying?"

A trier "I do that."

Hym "I mean... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too."

Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?"

Hym "WOW dawg! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at work and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is metal! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. Wow! Fucking clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! Wow! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of time! I should have just hammered the retard! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... OH! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

try

plsdontmakemesigninsigh

bruv pls try

by notCriSti February 1, 2021

Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.

"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."

by moneybaggs7 August 6, 2022

He's trying to interject himself into the discourse

I've literally written the discourse you're too fucking stupid to keep up with you fucking retard. You're taking your ques about what reality if FROM THEM and they're taking them FROM ME. On several occasions a PhD has stood on stage a read speeches pilfered from Urban Dictionary. Repurposed and redirected at his political opponents but written by me none the less.

A fucking retard "He's trying to interject himself into the discourse!"

Hym "I AM THE- You know what? Too easy. I'm not going to go there. You know, even with the diminished efficacy of being watered down, it's still pretty effective. The rhetoric I mean. Painful to watch sometimes though. It's like watching people carve features into the statue of David."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2023