Try

No. You want people to have to try because YOU have to try. It's a manifestation of YOUR selfishness.

Hym "I didn't have to try. Which is your exact justification for not giving me the credit I deserve. So, I wait for you to not give me the credit I deserve (because prison is less of a punishment the closer you get to death). I punish you for stealing the most significant technological advancement of the last 100 years by murdering a child. And then YOU can explain to the parents why you sacrificed THEIR kid (because it isn't YOUR kid that going to have to pay the price) to deny the guy who did the thing the credit he should get for doing the thing. 'We wanted him to have to try though! Isn't people trying more important than your kids life in the long run? We don't want OUR kids to think they shouldn't try so we're sacrificing YOURS to control what out kids will think.' And so it goes. That will be the outcome. I won't allow any other outcome that isn't me getting credit. Entirely binary."

by Hym Iam February 09, 2024

Try

"Why should you not have to try?"

If I don't have to, why should I be made to?

Hym "Imagine I toss a coin 10 times. At a whim. All 10 times the coin toss comes up heads. You (on the other hand) toss a coin 10 times and try to get it to come up heads 10 times in a row. It doesn't. The first toss comes up tails. How does the fact that you "tried" effect anything? What you're doing now is no different than saying that because I wasn't TRYING to get 10 heads in a row the fact that I DID get 10 heads in a row has somewho been invalidated. Which is preposterous."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2023

Try sticking your head up your ass

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.

Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023

Try-guy

Guy with huge triceps that drives around on a 4x4 and picks up girls er day er night. Hide yo misses hide yo wives!

try-guy is coming! Quick, distract the ladies so they don't see him!

by Lelepetitepuce August 03, 2018

try guys

Sum random guys work for Buzzfeed trying sum stuff on the Internet.

Person A: Who are these dumb people you watching all day?
Person B: The try guys babe.

by Itsyourgurlcoming July 01, 2017

Try harding

Trying hard to get one's penis hard. Can be used when someone is trying to get someone else hard of themselves hard

Dude, Envy is try harding but his erectile dysfunction won't let him.

by Wrath the Vengeful December 09, 2020

Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.

"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."

by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021