Often loud and brash, but sometimes smooth and seductive, a Trumpet is usually the most noticeable instrument in the band. Whether trying to be the lead, or gathering alongside fellow players, a Trumpet is always the first to jump into a jam. Overconfident, easy to hear, and impressive at repeating others’ past riffs, they sometimes suffer from being unable (or otherwise unwilling) to harmonize with others.
Thinking they are *pets* of the conductor (or director, etc.), they are actually more often just pup*pets*, easily manipulated by strings.
Thinking they are *pets* of the conductor (or director, etc.), they are actually more often just pup*pets*, easily manipulated by strings.
“Wow, we were all having an intelligent political conversation until that Trumpet showed up.”
“Three Trumpets walked on the train today and basically played everyone off on the next stop.”
“Did you hear about what happened this morning?”
“Unfortunately. Just another Trumpet blasting off in a crowd.”
“Betty White.”
“Three Trumpets walked on the train today and basically played everyone off on the next stop.”
“Did you hear about what happened this morning?”
“Unfortunately. Just another Trumpet blasting off in a crowd.”
“Betty White.”
by exbtyler November 22, 2021

The name given to those supporters of FORMER PRESIDENT Donald Trump. Specifically those who support him because he is red and not based on any real knowledge of the political climate.
Donna: Did you hear that Sam voted for Donald Trump?
Lizzy: Really? He never cared about politics before. He is such a Trumpet.
Lizzy: Really? He never cared about politics before. He is such a Trumpet.
by RidenBiden2024 September 20, 2021

the best of the instruments
by natertatertots69420 November 19, 2021

by Friesians101 December 13, 2016

by Having Fun... October 8, 2022

aka "The lower load blower."
Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music
Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music
Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !
by Dicmaster92 March 17, 2016

The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.
by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024
