Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Tomato fucker

Son of a farmer that's not allowed in the barn anymore.

After little Billy was caught fucking the pigs ant the chickens, we banished him from the farm. Next thing we know we got a little tomato fucker on our hands.

by Error219 May 23, 2022

tomato

a red fruit/veggie or a fruitable, but emoji makes it pop up when u search up fruit so therefore its settled! anyways, you can usually find it in burgers, tim hortons wraps, ect, and its sweet and very juicy.

"hey, whats that red fruitable over there?"
"oh, thats a tomato!"

by bubblgatorade May 25, 2022

tomato head

Child/adult that wears a bun on top of their head with a cloth over it, originating from Sikhism and some Middle Eastern areas.

Why are there so many tomato heads in the neighborhood?

by Daman Randhawa December 23, 2021

tomato gusher

When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8, you then pinch it off and tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.

Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks
Evers: Please tell me you gave her a tomato gushers

by T3Dude April 21, 2022

Tomato Gusher

When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8 and pinch it off then tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.

Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks.

Evers: Please tell me you have her a tomato gusher.

by T3Dude April 21, 2022

Tomato

Tomato

Tomato

by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur July 19, 2021