bowl fairy

one who carries a shared smoking device around a room so as to avoid forcing others to get up from their seats, maintaining the rotation.

Bring me that dro, bowl fairy.

by nonanon9001 April 5, 2011

Fairy Fit

A homosexual (usually male) who bursts into temper tantrums that no one can take seriously due to the feminine nature and usually stomping of feet.

Wow, look at Michael having another fairy fit, here we go again.

by wowthisisridiculous August 25, 2010

Closet Fairy

A closet fairy is a person who goes around telling random people they are gay. For any comeback, they use the word "gay."

Shut up, you are so gay!
Nah man, you're just a jealous Closet Fairy.
Dude, you are so gay. Who do you think you are?

by Mweiner May 18, 2011

fairy flare

A term used to describe glow sticks. Typically used in reference to candy kids that dance with them at raves.

Yo son, did you see that noodle waving his fairy flares around?

by melchomis June 23, 2007

spark fairy

The spark fairy starts fires.

The spark fairy ignited my fireworks.

by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

fairy hammock

An anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, entities and odors; an ass crack.

Patient: I've been itching back there horribly, doctor.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.

by doonga May 17, 2013

Fairy-wanding

The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.

After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.

by Ass is Maxiumus November 2, 2013