Loaf

Rainbow of gay thoughts

I had a loaf today

by Gay sad Satan March 18, 2018

The full loaf

Getting dicked down all the way to the base of the shaft

He gave her the full loaf

by StevieWonderbread November 15, 2018

Crushin' loaf

Eating bread. Popularized by "A Minecraft Movie"

They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. They love crushin' loaf.

by MarnieTheRebel April 5, 2025

cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...

Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...

by Joker078 December 20, 2017

Loaf

A cat in a position where its arms and legs are tucked under its body, making the cat therefore look like a loaf of bread from a grocery store.

My cat is a loaf

by Goofy456 November 3, 2022

Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude, I loved seeing that band last night

Nah, they were a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.

Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.

by Cherb Derbitt February 8, 2012