Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life
by Craig Wazowski May 03, 2019
Played by David Higgins, he is a worker at the Lucky Aide mart on the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He is a lonely, geeky man with a cat named Jellybean. He also has a huge crush on Lois, despite her being married.
by daddyjenkins February 15, 2022
by DisgruntledCrow June 10, 2022
When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.
Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!
by '$^!-Mariner September 17, 2020
some girl who enjoys shaving her eyebrows and glueing them back on for fun. She think she is really cool but isnt really...
Cool person: 'Hey Jessica Craig what you doing"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"
by Jessica-May June 06, 2017
by glowinqxevie May 01, 2021
Apple’s Senior VP of Software Engineering:
1) oversees everything of it’s software (iOS, macOS etc)
2) often giving speeches (and jokes) during WWDC
3) known as Hair Force One by Apple fans
(the best Apple executive for sure)
1) oversees everything of it’s software (iOS, macOS etc)
2) often giving speeches (and jokes) during WWDC
3) known as Hair Force One by Apple fans
(the best Apple executive for sure)
OMG did Craig Federighi just make a meme again at WWDC? 😭😭
craig federighi is definitely going to be Apple’s next CEO ;)
craig federighi is definitely going to be Apple’s next CEO ;)
by swifventie February 06, 2023