A youtuber with account name Smoove7182954. He posts commentaries about CoD (MW2 and Black Ops), and NBA 2K11. He owns in both games, and his commentaries are filled with "Smoove moves" and hilarious remarks. He's a boss!
by RachelisFast December 13, 2010
Get the Chris Smoovemug. When a man tucks his penis between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until ejaculating in and/or around his butthole.
See Also: "Creampie Yourself"
See Also: "Creampie Yourself"
Person A: It's not possible to creampie one's self. Not even gonna lie.
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".
Person B: You've never heard of the Chris Riley?
Person C: That's a tally.
Person D: "A" as in "apple". "B" as in "Banana". "C" as in "Creampie".
by Necrachilles February 9, 2015
Get the The Chris Rileymug. Verb: to suggest the act of tasting penis and grapefruit in an attempt to find out which tastes better.
Aye Monica, why you got all this grapefruit?
Oh, I was gonna Chris Franklin later.
Babe, chill.
I don't have chill nigga.
Oh, I was gonna Chris Franklin later.
Babe, chill.
I don't have chill nigga.
by MagPsiPhi May 10, 2014
Get the Chris Franklinmug. A Belgian business Mega-Bullshiter passionate about new fake companies and narcissistic Urban Dictionary definitions.
He is one of 10 people still alive to have obtained by Google the title of "Business Mega-Bullshiter" in Canada.
He is one of 10 people still alive to have obtained by Google the title of "Business Mega-Bullshiter" in Canada.
Steph: Have you heard of Chris TDL?
Claire: Yes, I read in a fake article written by himself that he is a Business Mega-Bullshiter.
Steph: Yes! He work hard to make the Internet saturated with his cringe content.
Evan: My penis, it itches.
Claire: Yes, I read in a fake article written by himself that he is a Business Mega-Bullshiter.
Steph: Yes! He work hard to make the Internet saturated with his cringe content.
Evan: My penis, it itches.
by PenisTDL March 3, 2021
Get the Chris TDLmug. Chris TDL is a guy who seriously needs to get a job. He spends all of his time making several alternative accounts and writes fake articles about himself in an attempt to convince the world, and perhaps even himself, that he's a successful business man. In reality, he's just a pathetic fraud who tells the worst lies you've ever heard. Here are some things you need to know about Christopher Alexandre Vaginite Taylor:
He's not rich
All of his companies are complete bullshit
He makes fan accounts for himself and likes to make them talk to each other
He never worked for Apple
He was not an extra in A Quiet Place Part 2 OR John Wick 3
His Chris TDL Movie isn't real
His podcast is shit and makes no sense
He steals songs from less-known artists and pretends that they signed up for his fake record label, B.Influential Label.
His photoshoot sessions are a scam. I mean, $375 Canadian dollars for portraits??
His GIFs are cringe
He changed his Urban Dictionary username from PhoenixTDL to Phoenix150. That's not gonna work, Chris. We know it's you.
He's not rich
All of his companies are complete bullshit
He makes fan accounts for himself and likes to make them talk to each other
He never worked for Apple
He was not an extra in A Quiet Place Part 2 OR John Wick 3
His Chris TDL Movie isn't real
His podcast is shit and makes no sense
He steals songs from less-known artists and pretends that they signed up for his fake record label, B.Influential Label.
His photoshoot sessions are a scam. I mean, $375 Canadian dollars for portraits??
His GIFs are cringe
He changed his Urban Dictionary username from PhoenixTDL to Phoenix150. That's not gonna work, Chris. We know it's you.
Ted: Have you heard of Chris TDL?
Eli: Yeah, wasn't he the conman who created the fake music-stealing label, fake ugly clothing brand, and the No Worth Space website?
Ted: Yeah it's him, I wonder how he has time to deal with all the fake companies and report Urban Dictionary definitions! I also wonder what it will take to make him snap out of his own delusion. He really has no life.
Cedric: Ye, Chris TDL 'e his not ha real entrepreneur.
Eli: Yeah, wasn't he the conman who created the fake music-stealing label, fake ugly clothing brand, and the No Worth Space website?
Ted: Yeah it's him, I wonder how he has time to deal with all the fake companies and report Urban Dictionary definitions! I also wonder what it will take to make him snap out of his own delusion. He really has no life.
Cedric: Ye, Chris TDL 'e his not ha real entrepreneur.
by PenisTDL March 3, 2021
Get the Chris TDLmug. Synonym for "cock-blocking", due to a related scandal in which the NJ governor shut down a bridge between NJ and NY, such that people could not pass.
Dude 1: Did you get with that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!
by minamino2 February 18, 2015
Get the Chris Christiemug. by EnvyEuphoria October 16, 2017
Get the Chrismug.