Protect yourself at all times

Did I ever tell you all the story of the Bernard Hopkins fight I watched once?

Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

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Mr. T-timer

Someone who makes videos of themselves and puts them on the internet, gets mow hawks, wears army shirts, chews, and thinks they are the shit but not.

Nick: Hey Mr. T-timer what you doing tonight?
Mr. T-timer: Hey man I'm going to make some youtube videos of me chewing.
Nick: Sounds fun dude.

by Mr. T-timer number 1 fan! June 30, 2011

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shiver me timbers

Used by pirates in the late 17century. Also means 1337 h4x0r

OMG!!1 Teh iz such a shiver me timbers!!1 PWNED

by Slickridah August 12, 2004

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Brown Tigers

A gang that hangs out by the stairs at Kempner High School
Lead by Adam "the white boy"
Head chef: Ferhan Moton

PERSON 1: Oh no we'd better watch out for that gang the Brown Tigers and their white friend Adam
PERSON 2: Yeah I heard they bake a mean cake!

by William Nichols and Fauzia Zavary April 27, 2006

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Five Times

A phrase coined by B. Drinkward. He uses this way too much. It's stupid, and also really addictive and ends up in everyone's vocabulary within a few hours.

Ryan: He killed a man.
Ofir: How many times?
Bryan: Five Times

by Friskaburger January 14, 2004

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