Playing the jukebox at a bar while extremely intoxicated, often resulting in swaying back and forth with a blank expression on their face.
"That lady is so fucked up. Look at her, shes up there zombie-boxing. She has no idea what she's doing!.
by HighPants January 15, 2013
Get the Zombie-boxingmug. Giving a hand job to a guy who is sleepwalking. If done correctly, the guy should be shambling about and moaning. Like a zombie.
Girl 1: My boyfriend got out of bed and started sleepwalking last night.
Girl 2: Really? What did you do?
Girl 1: I jerked him because he tells me I never do.
Girl 2: Oh, so you pulled a zombie.
Girl 2: Really? What did you do?
Girl 1: I jerked him because he tells me I never do.
Girl 2: Oh, so you pulled a zombie.
by Zombiecock October 9, 2010
Get the pulled a zombiemug. A person who walks very slowly down a hallway void of any purpose. Hall zombies usually travel in packs of 3 or more walking shoulder to shoulder blocking others from passing.
Man, I was running super late for work this morning. When I finally got into the building, I could not believe I got stuck behind three hall zombies discussing last night's episode of American Idol. UGGGH!
by Caligari76 February 23, 2011
Get the hall zombiemug. When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.
Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.
by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017
Get the zombie coughmug. A guy that died sometime in the early 80s that fell off a dock high on cocaine and drowned. Yet he came back to life, and instead of craving flesh he shakes you down for money, drugs, and cigarettes. He is known to show up when you are using drugs.He yells alot, and will have sex with your girlfriend against her will.
Junky zombie shook me down for my change when I came out of the gas station.
My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.
My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.
by cappdoodledoo May 10, 2011
Get the junky zombiemug. by Robert Chrisbrent June 17, 2020
Get the Doodoo zombiemug. When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.
Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!
Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!
Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
by Dirty Top March 29, 2021
Get the Zombie Shotmug.