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Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016
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Ultimate Derp

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.
Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!
by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018
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Super ultimate team buddy force unite!

When a group of gay men meet on grinder and have a big gang bang

Bit again I hate it when he conjures lightning
Quick ! Super ultimate team buddy force unite!
by Uncle rosco July 6, 2018
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Ultimate custom night

A game you got to try 50/20 mode and realized you wasted your money, And now feel like an idiot
Ultimate custom night "Yo bro have you ever played Fnaf Ultimate custom night". "No. But it played me out of my money.
by Somefnafdudewhogotplayed.. February 6, 2022
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Ultimate Grouch

Grouching out so hard on OxyContin that you nod out and drive straight across a rotary.
Dude, did you see the rotary today? Someone pulled an ultimate grouch and pulled right through it.
by kaylaxkitten July 17, 2022
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"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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Ultra Ultimate Grandpa

The rejected Pillar Men, only seen in the OVA with Ricardo Milos, and Sans Undertale. He is an all-powerful being, trained by Goku, Allah, and the Arabic store clerk that works at that one liquor store. He has faced ゴゴ「One More Time」ゴゴ before, but only in the manga. There is a cult to praise the UUG, called The UUG Fanculb.
Matthew "OMG SAFWAN ULTRA ULTIMATE GRAMPA MADE IT IN SMASH"
Safwan "OMG NO WAY, LETS GO SEE Ultra Ultimate Grandpa"
by ZionOverHeaven June 19, 2019
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