M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.

I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.

by MsRose1 November 21, 2010

Trap-Card

When the opposing person tries to fool you with their plan, but you had a plan all along.

Opponent: You FOOL! You've fallen into my trap!

You: You idiot, you've activated my Trap-Card...

by joybuzzoffical November 19, 2020

VR-Card

A card that you lose if you masturbated with a virtual character in VR, and didn't actually masturbate. Also the Google Cardboard, but is more referred to as the first definition said.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, guess what I did last night in VR."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."

by HHatss October 4, 2021

wifey card

A Women whom wants to be a wife one day. Dreams of marrying her ideal husband who's Tall, Athletic, Handsome and Romantic in every way. Live in a big house and have beautiful kids but she's neither cooks or bakes on a regular basis.

Man. Can you make me a Fudge German Chocolate cake.

Charmaine. If I read the instruction on the box I'm sure I can make a chocolate cake for you.
Man. Charmaine I'm have to take away your Wifey card until you learn how to cook and bake.

by Doit4thevine November 18, 2014

D-Card

Similar to the losing your V-Card after your first time having sex, you can lose your D-Card after your first time getting your dick sucked.

Bro did you hear about how Tobi lost his D-Card on Wednesday?

by 2 Humpz August 26, 2020

Trump Card

Purposely infecting a person you strongly dislike with an infectious disease or virus, because they are derailing a structure in your life.

“Somebody on the White House stuff pulled a Trump Card of the president for not doing his job.”

by Whisk3yMonst3r October 9, 2020

Card Fart

When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.

I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.

by Bonemanrides March 6, 2019