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information zombie

1. One who continually, mindlessly, and voraciously consumes information (usually in electronic forms such as podcasts, news and entertainment sites/feeds, blogs, etc.) without the intention or effect of learning, retaining, or integrating any of what is read or heard.

2. Someone who consumes information just for information's sake

NOTE: Analogous to a traditional zombies in that the abstract object of consumption (ideas) is generated by the activity of the traditional, physical object of zombie consumption (brains).
She's such an information zombie, she spends half the day zoned out on her newsfeed.
by kayakblues March 11, 2014
mugGet the information zombiemug.

sludge zombie

The act of two intoxicated homosexual males eating each other's anal discharge.
I got so drunk I did a sludge zombie with my buddy. Now we can't look each other in the eyes.
by Imnotgayjusthappy December 26, 2020
mugGet the sludge zombiemug.

Zombie Mouth

Noun
1. The result of a mouth that has been utterly destroyed by some sort of massive trauma. 2. Bloody mouth 3. A mouth in which has been punched, kicked or struck with an instrument resulting in a bloody mouth, loss of teeth and busted lips. The teeth are usually broken out of the mouth leaving behind fragments and the teeth that are fully gone leave behind black oilly holes in their place. The lips appear to be blasted sometimes split to the point of needing stictched up. When you think of a zombie's mouth, like that of the popular AMC show "Walking Dead".

Verb
Getting hit in the mouth so hard teeth are violently extracted with a pool of blood.
This dude at the bar was talking shit so I gave him Zombie Mouth.

A kid at school today slipped on some ice and bashed her face, when she lifted up her head you can see her Zombie Mouth.

When my children don't get straight A's on their report card I give them a Zombie Mouth
by Bran Turbulance December 10, 2013
mugGet the Zombie Mouthmug.

Zombie Drunk

The level of drunkenness when you are so obliterated that your brain stops functioning completely and your physical body does what it wants without thought.
" I was so Zombie Drunk last night, that I think I made out with my manager in the bathroom. "
by drunkenmeatball December 10, 2013
mugGet the Zombie Drunkmug.

Doodoo zombie

When a person is so black he/she looks like a turd & so ugly he/she looks like a zombie.
Bruh! You seen that dude? He look like a doodoo zombie!
by Robert Chrisbrent June 17, 2020
mugGet the Doodoo zombiemug.

Zombie-boxing

Playing the jukebox at a bar while extremely intoxicated, often resulting in swaying back and forth with a blank expression on their face.
"That lady is so fucked up. Look at her, shes up there zombie-boxing. She has no idea what she's doing!.
by HighPants January 15, 2013
mugGet the Zombie-boxingmug.

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