Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.

Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?

by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021

Wet wiener

When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area

Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?

by Slightlychance September 2, 2020

Wet Bender

Drinking so much on a weekend bender you wind up with gut wrenching case of the wet beer shits.

It took me three days to recover from the wet bender.

Looks like a wet bender this weekend.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Wet Linen

An indiscriminate reference to a female that is wet and has very wet panties or a male that has managed to nut himself in his own underwear.

I’m so horny right now. I’m squirming in my own wet linen.

I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

wet koala

a terrifying image of a wet koala bear which was photoshopped to look like it's angry

ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wet koala is gonna give me nightmares

by porkbounce March 19, 2021

wet ned

Whilst in the act of fellatio, a wet Ned is accomplished at the time of orgasm when the Pennis is withdrawn from the oral cavity and directed into the nostril of one's partner. If performed correctly this maneuver provokes a sneeze the resulting jiz bubble is known colloquially as a Wet Ned.

Whilst banging Shakira she blew a Wet Ned like old faithful.

by Lil pierre November 27, 2015

Boobie Wets

When a lady puts on a shirt over a wet bathing suit top, and the water soaked through. Boobie Wets.

Amber is on first date at the beach, and she’s enjoying swimming with her man. Back up on the beach for lunch, she throws on a T-shirt. Amber gets boobie wets. How embarrassing!

by Boom Boom Bastic Baby August 10, 2020