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ultimate dodgeball

Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.

Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?

Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!

Kid: Faggot...
Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?
by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015
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Ultimate Clown

Most of kings high school lead by the head clown miss tedd and her gang gang dropping their clown licenses wherever they go
by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019
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Ultimate Grouch

Grouching out so hard on OxyContin that you nod out and drive straight across a rotary.
Dude, did you see the rotary today? Someone pulled an ultimate grouch and pulled right through it.
by kaylaxkitten July 17, 2022
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Super ultimate team buddy force unite!

When a group of gay men meet on grinder and have a big gang bang

Bit again I hate it when he conjures lightning
Quick ! Super ultimate team buddy force unite!
by Uncle rosco July 6, 2018
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"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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ultimate yearn

Have you got an ultimate yearn?
by Pink Geko January 8, 2017
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ultimate cross

its where your high off weed, drunk, drank a 5 hour energy or 2 redbulls and you get really nic'd all at the same time
by 999antz999 March 3, 2021
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