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withering tooth

The decaying, pungent form of an older person's tooth once their mouth has become a cesspool of bacteria. Usually occurs during a long, drawn out singing episode by said, old person. The continued singing will actually manifest in the song lyric, "The Withering Tooth".
Arvide had the withering tooth, while carrying a backpack.
by Sky Masterson February 11, 2006
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tooth moss

The green algae growth on an individual's teeth as a result of the lack of practicing good dental hygeine.
Henry - Did you see Baker's green teeth this afternoon?
John - Yep, they were overgrown.
Henry - He probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
John - Tell me about it. He's fuckin' disgusting.
by Meat Teeth March 18, 2014
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A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.
I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.
by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025
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Ham Toothed

The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.
Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.
by BoomChild January 11, 2013
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albino butter tooth

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.
"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".
by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017
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Tooth-erection

A male who is so turned on that their dick penetrates their pants. When reaching completion the dick sprouts horns and teeth then eats raspberries as they fuck their prey.
I am a sexy..... TOOTH-ERECTION!
by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016
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Reverse tooth fairy

Where you put a finger in your pussy and a dildo in his ass while you hide under a pillow
Her tooth fell out last night but she did a reverse tooth fairy
by Chupacabra69dude December 4, 2024
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