phil opian

when you don't want to use your government name it sounds perfect because it is a first and last name. by the time they realize is sounds similar to a "fallopian" tube

when the hostess asks for my name i will say phil opian. i wonder who will figure it out?

by Whittram July 26, 2023

Phil Weatherup

The Best IB Coordinator Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
A Phil Good Person
He will not let you down because he is Mr WeatherUP
Better than Dr Phil 🤢🤢🤢

Theo: You are such a Phil Weatherup
Varun: OMG. REALLY? THANKS MAN!

by The Breakfast Club 2022 April 6, 2022

phil swift

A man who is really into cutting boats in half and doing " ALOTA DAMAGE " then fixing it with his product.

"PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE"

by sehiers April 28, 2021

Pull a Phil

To sneak out of work 15 minutes early to attend to an urgent task.

Some friends are coming over this evening and I am out of beers. Better pull a Phil and get some.

by DJCatnip November 17, 2023

Phil

Can’t swim

Bro I Phil in water

by Ian Fosh April 22, 2021

Big Phil

Chileano with a heart of gold. Great guy, even though Neal called him a baked potato.

Big Phil is a great guy

by Weedman6969 February 12, 2022

Phil

Kak at making puns.

Ah no, there goes Phil. Phil is so kak at making puns.

by Jana_Banana April 10, 2019