pimp lincoln

After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.

Clyde: Nice rack Lori!
Pimp Lincoln: Everything goes according to plan.

by lulu_officially December 24, 2024

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Lincoln

Lincoln is the definition of the ideal male specimen. He is quite sexy and built. He has massive muscles and his PB in squat is 70kg (what a beast). But other than that he's a moody gaylord that walks around punching cunt and cant take a hit himself. PUSSYYYYYYY. He is extremely up himself and has a thing for Henri. HE is a PRICK and no one likes him. He reckons hes good at basketball but cant even dunk. Lincoln is a sick cunt but a gay cunt at the same time.

Daniel T - Yea so i was at the gym the other da...
Lincoln - I SQUAT FUCKIN 70 YOU LIL BITCH
Daniel T - oh okay
Lincoln - IM BETTER THAN YOUUUUU

by juliathemangillard June 10, 2019

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Lincoln Riley’d

To be really good in events, typically sporting events, during exhibition play, but completely suck when playoffs roll around; To overcook meat greatly.

“Man, my team and I totally Lincoln Riley’d this year and it cost us a spot in the Championship game!”

by LayerOfPipes September 4, 2023

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Abraham Lincoln

A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?

People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

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