being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."

I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG”

by Csorrenti May 14, 2024

Brown Greg

When a brown based fuck froth gets whipped up and contained by the asshole hair, as a product of par taking in homosexual anal activities with an unwiped asshole, forming a self contained, chocolate mousse-like lubrication system. A true breakthrough for vigorous asshole expeditions.

An unwiped Gregory ejaculated in is hand and rubbed it on Joeys cock whilst being butt fucked, creating a thick and rich Brown Greg for hours of poopy pounding. Disclaimer: may or may not contribute to a Leaky Leo

by T Puddles July 12, 2023

Greg

A Greg is a guy who is intelligent. Because they're all about the ones they love, Gregs will often be found hangin with their family. These dude really do be working hard too. Gregs are attentive boyfriends both in and out of bed. Careful listeners and patient, but they can be a little too picky sometimes. Gregs can have a quick temper but that's because they tend to wear their heart on their sleeve. Their wounds are deep but nothing that a little love can't fix. Hard working and loyal, Greg might be mad at you today, but all will be forgiven by tomorrow. If you need some laughs, Gregs are where it's at!

Susie: Dang it, I have a flat tire.
Jane: Better go find you a Greg.

by SupYo_ November 27, 2021

Greg

The fastest growing army on the internet lead by Danny Gonzalez.

Guy 1: Are you Greg?

Guy 2: No, are you?

Guy 1: I am Greg

by RobloxAndMinecraftGirl January 2, 2024

Greg

The opposite of a Stan; a person who is mildly interested in a piece of media, and will occasionally participate in the fandom.

"Darth Maul? Who's that? I'm a bit of a Greg with Star Wars, sorry..

by Snek147 February 24, 2022

Greg's working

When a "Greg" he's "working" this typically means hes sitting in his truck watching tiktoks or masterbating ferociously.

"Greg's working" really hard today.

GREG--"WORKING"

by LM Colt September 12, 2022

Lil Greg

A legendary, round, crispy entity embodying eternal contentment and crispiness. Known for his simplistic yet profound philosophy: "Stay Crispy. Stay Content."

"Mate, you need to stop stressing and be more like Lil Greg—just stay crispy."
"That guy is so chill under pressure, absolute Lil Greg energy."
"I was about to lose it, but then I remembered: Stay Content."

by tombaron86 February 14, 2025