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cougar sweat

illegally distilled whiskey that is so damn powerful, it will make anybody lucky enough to take a swig shit themself. Mainly distilled in Alabama and Tennesee.
Person 1: hey dude take a mouthful of this stuff I just brewed. Its called cougar sweat.

Person 2: naw man, I mixed that shit with kool aid in high school. It was a bad time
by dack janiels whiskey June 9, 2014
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Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
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Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer
Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.
by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021
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Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.
After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.
by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021
mugGet the Cougar Tracksmug.

Cougar

A cougar on the other hand is an older women who actively (and predatorily) Goes after younger men, toying with their Feelings most have been fake until Zoe Laverne. Usually, they're Love is Age-Blind not much else to say really.

Remember, a cougar can be a milf, but a milf isn't always a cougar.
Did you see that Cougar competing with that Sexual predator to see who could get to that Teen First she only got to him because the kid wanted to go with her.
by GorillaWolf2099 May 18, 2021
mugGet the Cougarmug.

cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.
I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.
by Leftcoast3333 September 6, 2016
mugGet the cougar tubemug.

Cougar

Jasmine is a cougar
by TaraDalton04 February 22, 2022
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