pe-arted

Tryin to fart but a little pee comes out with it. Kind of like a shard

I tried to fart on Megan and I pe-arted a little on myself

by MeganandKirby May 13, 2005

jedi arts

The arts of the Jedi, usually involving lightsaber combat

You fool! I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku!

by Memester David April 17, 2017

Electronic Arts

Electronic Arts (AKA: EA) is a game developing company that charges for anything you do in said game.

You can do fuck all and have it go "tHaT'lL bE $67.99"

"I like Electronic Arts"

"Then I guess you like wiping your ass with dollar bills, you asshole."

by DDOM April 30, 2020

Poop Art

Poop art. Shit in a different bowl or dish and freeze the by product for a few days. Practice variety by changing your diet. Get a canvas & paint palette. Use the poop selections as paint experiencing with different colors and textures. Frame and enjoy

Sentence: Dude, your poop art is off the chart you are a real Jackson Poop-Pollock

by SeaMurph June 28, 2017

text art

Swiping randomly in a cell phone text message program and seeing what creative phrases your cell phone comes up with.

I felt like being silly in text messaging, so I sent my friend some text art.

by Jo2016 June 21, 2016

Skeet art

A type of art that contains both men and women ejaculating onto the canvas. Similarly, to the 'Scat art'. .

"We should go to the art museum this weekend to check out the new art trend and exibit called 'Skeet art."

by Cuntstina June 11, 2019

Macaroni Art

Some ugly shit that you made in 1st Pre-School that your parents thinks is so adorable when they know its ugly as Shit.

I felled for that when i was in Pre-school, the day after i gave it to her i found my Shitty art in the trash. DAMN LIARS..

Lil Billy: "Hey Mommie look what i made in class!"

Mom: Aw that's so adoorable Billy!(What the fuck is that
is that a owl or a Circle?)

Mom:This is going right on the fridge so everyone can see that your a true artist!(shiiiit, yea right that's

going straight in the trash)

The next day,

*Lil Billy finds the Macaroni Art in the trash*
Lil Billy: T_T.

by ILikeOingehs September 25, 2010