ripped dick

When you try to go in dry, but the hole is too tight, causing a painful sensation like the skin being ripped off the penis.

I tried to go in dry, but ended up with a ripped dick.

by Flapjack McGee March 7, 2016

Sand Rip

The art of removing sand from your ass crack in one clean swoop in the most dignified of ways.

Guy1:wow did u see that chick?
Guy2:what?
Guy1:she like totally pulled a sand rip!
Guy2:really?i think id like her 2 do that for me,my ass is extremely sandy.

by Jonnysheridan January 6, 2008

girl-ripped

this is a description of a girl who is unusually strong for her sex but does not have huge bulging muscles, usually from spending time casually lifting weights in a gym.

"Whoa did you see what that girl just power-cleaned? She doesn't look big enough to be lifting that much!"

"Oh, that's just one of the trackies. They're all super girl-ripped."

by JumboTrackie November 11, 2009

sun rip

where you take a magnifying glass and use the sun's rays to ignite the marijuana in the pipe and/or bong.

Those sun rips we took yesterday go me so high.

by SunRipper March 21, 2011

Ripping Bootycheeks

When something is absolutely garbage and you should stop using it and switch, or when someone produces an unpleasant odor on the mic and earrapes.

Dude 1: Hey dude why did you disconnect from the party?
Dude 2: My internet was ripping bootycheeks.

by Sussosoos August 4, 2019

Rip shitting

Adjective. Describing ones physical state of inebriation.

Rob was so rip shitting stoned, he got out his dick and showed it to the dishwasher. (Wife)

by John VanDyke August 6, 2006

rip ass

What the fat kid in the back row does when he passes colon air through his anus in the middle of class.

Holy shit! Did Rob just rip ass?

by JP May 8, 2004