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tactical reload

1. The act of successfully reloading one's firearm while under stress, i.e. life-threatening situations.
2. Getting another beer.
3. Loading a bowl of good chronic while bouncing around in a 4x4 vehicle unrestrained on an old logging road.
4. Putting on another condom after losing the one you were wearing.
5. Cheating with her sister.
No shit there I was...bear comin at me at thirty yards...missed my first nine shots, but did a tactical reload...and here I am.
by scbane December 24, 2010
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tactics

Tactics are always to blame when you fail in Football Manager. The line is often used by employees of SI Games to deny allegations of the AI cheating.
"My save game corrupted."
"It's your tactics."
by Lenzar86 January 30, 2016
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scooby doo scare tactics

When someone tries to scare you to do something
Person 1 : If you keep smoking you'll get cancer and die

Person 2 : I dont want any of your scooby doo scare tactics. Shut the hell up.
by Echerr June 19, 2017
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tactiholic

A person having a dependence upon tactical swag including, hats and t-shirts designed toward promoting the perception that they are part of the tactical community.
When people ask if I am I was in the Military, I tell them no, I'm just a tactiholic.
by qwertypig666 December 29, 2014
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Fan-jolly-tastic

A combonation of fantastic and jolly that teachers use to praise students and be funny at the same time.
"that work is Fan-jolly-tastic!"
by blackie_nz_rox August 3, 2007
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Jizz - Tastic

a girl who is very very sexy and looks amasing e.g has a nice ass smile big tits and a nice face/body
dude did you see that girl suzie shes so fucking Jizz - Tastic
by matt little AKA Jizzy April 2, 2007
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Tactical Vomit

A self-forced vomit when one forcefully purges himself after drinking heavily so that he will be able to have sexual intercourse with his bootycall/any girl and avoid vomiting all over her in the middle of intercourse.
Alex: Bro, Katie just texted me to come over.. but I'm so fucked up I think I will be too nauseated to fuck her.. I might puke all over her...

Josh: Dude, just have a tactical vomit and go tear that pussy apart!
by Josh Crank October 8, 2011
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