Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009

forelock-tugging

British, disapproving. : to be too concerned with pleasing someone whom one thinks is powerful or important.

The BBC, with its forelock-tugging “just happy to be here” energy, when interviewing Elon Musk.

by @#& April 12, 2023

air tugging

Like airjerking where you see or feel so great about someone or something and you wanna get about it.

Do you prefer jerking or tugging, to me its all the same sometimes I find myself air tugging when im keen and want to let someone know they're in.

by TheBlueWave November 7, 2020

Tugged on the tail of a snake

Line used from the movie end of watch. It basically means “ you just messed with/pissed off the wrong guy, and he’s gonna make you pay.

You and your homeboy need to power down, cause you just tugged on the tail of a snake, and he’s gonna turn around and bite you back.

by TheBondman007 March 14, 2019

Tugging on the Taffy

To masturbate, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, whipping your penis.

A friend asks: What you do last night, Oh just set at home tugging on the Taffy.

by cih7250 July 7, 2017

Lunar Tug

The celestial phenomena that explains why there are more births on a full moon due to the stronger gravitational pull.

a.k.a the tide of the uterus

"Dr. O'Bgyn, I need you to work extra this weekend. It's a full moon and the lunar tug will be strong."

by BP Squad August 13, 2015