Trying in the absence of certainty

Nah.

Hym "Try in the absence of certainty? Try what? Try to murder kids? Oh I had 3 the other day. The were waiting for the bus. One fatty leaned up against a fence (rookie mistake) and then a few steps ahead 2 girls one with her back turned and the other standing in front of her but she was shorter than the girl with her back turned so she wouldn't have even seen me get the fatty. So picture this: I push the fatty into the fence so she can't run (which is why it's a rookie mistake) stabstabstab and then 2 or the hop-steps to get to the girl with her back turned. One of the other ones sees me get the fatty and screams. This causes the tall girl to turn around but it's too late! I've already hopped. I've already stepped. I'm there! Stabstab! The short girl leans over to see what's going on but I'm already on the tall girl. The short girl off the centerline.

It's going to take her a second to recalibrate and start running AND my gait is like 3 times the length of her. She pivots and turns to run, screaming, I'm too quick. I already stepped over the tall girl. Stabstabstabstabstab. (Deja Vu) The other see what's going on. No adults around. They don't kmow what to do. Adults start rushing out of their apartments and swarm me. I'm till stabbing. They grab me. I start screaming 'RAAAAAAAAAHLALALAL! RAAAAAAAAAH!!!! RAAAAAAAAAHALAL!!' They pin me down till the police arrive. They bring the girl to the hospital- OH NO! THEY'RE GOING INTO SEPSIS!!! DID HE DIP THE SHANK HE MADE WITH THE BLADE OF A POCKET KNIFE AND ELECTRICAL TAPE IN HIS OWN SHIT!? OH MY GOD! OOOOH MY GOD! THEY'RE DYING!! THEY'RE DYHEHEING!!! NAAAWWWOOAH! Wait. What were we talking about? Oh! Right. Trying in the absence of certainty! Right. Nah."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

Nice try, Diddy

A response In reference to scammers attempting to take your money/scam you.

Market place listing: email *[e-mail]* your contact info for more details.

“Nah, that’s bait. Nice try, Diddy”

by MWBoarder June 19, 2025

We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.

Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

by QuacksO July 9, 2023

You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.

A situation where ChatGPT singles you out and refuses your request (e.g., to send a photo of a squeaky toy), even though the same content seems accessible elsewhere, effectively telling you to FRICK off.

Jane: *uploads a photo of a squeaker* How can I put this squeaker in my inflatable dress?
ChatGPT: You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.

by Moto. August 21, 2025

try the dry

A term that defines a new invention for marijuana smoking pipe. Marijuana bongs have been around a long time, at least 50 years. The bong is a long cylinder that holds water at the bottom. Everyone loves their bong until they spill the water. Nothing and I mean nothing gets rid of that smell when you spill the bong water. Two of my cars growing up I had trouble selling because of spilled bong water. Not only is the bong water a real pain in the ass, the bong is a bigger pain in your throat and lungs. Water bongs do not cool the smoke even with ice cubes in it! The problem is the glass. Glass insulates the heat inside the pipe.

If you long your bong but hate the heat and the water... Try The Dry. Using a new invention called the Dry Bong solves both of these issues and no more drug sniffing police dogs chasing your car down the street. The Dry Bong cools hot smoke using no water. So when a friend complains about that shitty bong water and their burned throat? Tell them to Try The Dry.

I jumped into the back seat of Mary's car and couldn't believe the stink back there! "Mary, what the hell is this smell?" She told me she spilled her bong water in her back seat. I said to Mary, "It's time to Try The Dry!"

by Dave Ideas May 16, 2019

He's trying to interject himself into the discourse

I've literally written the discourse you're too fucking stupid to keep up with you fucking retard. You're taking your ques about what reality if FROM THEM and they're taking them FROM ME. On several occasions a PhD has stood on stage a read speeches pilfered from Urban Dictionary. Repurposed and redirected at his political opponents but written by me none the less.

A fucking retard "He's trying to interject himself into the discourse!"

Hym "I AM THE- You know what? Too easy. I'm not going to go there. You know, even with the diminished efficacy of being watered down, it's still pretty effective. The rhetoric I mean. Painful to watch sometimes though. It's like watching people carve features into the statue of David."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2023

Troy Try

A solution to a problem in the most brute force, most difficult, and often most clumsy way

I'm not sure if this is going to work but I'm going to give it a Troy Try!

by SavageHouse April 15, 2019