lonely wine

Tears

My Tears supply my lonely wine...

by Buck Rogers1959 May 21, 2017

Wine Dougd

When you have so many fermented grapes in liquid form that you can’t open your eyes and you sing the words to every song that comes on

Doug drank too much wine.

Arkells knocking at the door comes on.

Doug- “That's me, I'm knockin' at the door
I'm thirsty For more, for more, for more” -_-

Friends- “Damn he’s Wine Dougd”

by Ayy Jay L April 20, 2019

Wine weight

The extra 10 or 20 pounds an individual puts on when consuming excessive amounts of cheap wine

“It’s about time I loose this wine weight brother.”

by ashergr May 13, 2022

wining n dining

When the stepparent doesn’t approve of the biological parent taking the kids out for dinner

Angie does not approve of wining n dining

by Late for work December 06, 2019

three penis wine

A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.

Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!

by Mark tawang October 21, 2021

Angry Wine

When you wife drinks wine of over 14% and is a crazy cow when the bottle has been polished off.

Babe is that angry wine or loving wine.

by Cameraman uk September 14, 2020

Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.

Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!

by CinnamonFlamingo June 13, 2015