Florida truthing

Believing someone is in Florida, even if they aren't(while a significant number of people disagrees with you)

"I believe George is in Florida and DNF is real, I am Florida truthing"

by I belive in general knowladge September 30, 2022

Truth Falcon

A person who speaks controversial truth with fervour while giving off the energy of a Sunday morning televangelist.

He's really truth falconing today about Covid.

by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021

truth drunk

When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.

Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?

Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.

Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!

by zetavoid January 20, 2016

Truthing

When used by a conspiranoic morron this terms describes the act of representing himself as a total failure to human reason by vomiting any crazy conspiracy bullshit.

The earth is flat, and I'm gona be truthing it in the streets

by JJBitter May 5, 2020

Truths

Meaning stfu you generic mf this is correct

I’m telling you this is the truths

by Reacon January 12, 2022

Truth

I'm obsessed with it... Which is why I lie about my child dying in my arms!

Hym "What a fucking jackass! Obsessed with truth? Hohohoho! That is fucking rich! If you were Obsessed with truth you'd be stcoking shelves with me you jackass! Ahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.

Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023