by Herkumer July 22, 2010

A Latina who thoroughly snobs on a knob....a nasty but sophisticated closet freak who will suck your dick and make you scream your mommas name. A woman many men have fallen for but will never have...
by Realshit2019 February 10, 2019

An angel from heaven... She is so perfect that people stop and stare in awe of her supreme beauty and intelligence. She only accepts the most perfect specimen of man. The man's penis must be both large and have great girth for this excellent creature.
by Erl78 March 12, 2017

A porn moustache, typically grown by hockey players, which is slightly thinner and less full than normal.
by Dr. Chauchshow October 14, 2009

by pancakesanta August 11, 2017

Spreading your nutsack across a girl's forehead, preferrably while she is tossing your salad.
Alternatively a Dirty Klingon
Alternatively a Dirty Klingon
by big baby jesus i can't wait March 5, 2009

Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.
Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.
by Jeanshortswimsuit August 15, 2012
