Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.
by Yahoones February 13, 2023
Get the crystal lightmug. Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.
by jLegend September 26, 2020
Get the crystal alertmug. Crystal Glen is when a man lets his cum harden on a woman's chest after morning sex leaving crystals of seman
Man I gave my girl a good Crystal Glen this morning she has no appreciation of the things I do for her.
by TroubledMD December 11, 2024
Get the Crystal glenmug. (Noun) A gritty term for straight men who only gay sex while high on drugs, leaving their wild persona behind but often taking home unwanted souvenirs like STDs from their escapades.
He turns into a crystal queer while partying, living it up until dawn, only to return to reality with a couple of regrets and STDs he picked up along the way.
by gdiz916 July 21, 2025
Get the Crystal Queermug. by JKk070708 June 10, 2014
Get the lose the crystal ballmug. by The big phink January 12, 2019
Get the crystal cowboymug. A mage who you don't want to mess with. She may be tiny, but she is sassy and powerful. She tends to give hugs to others, and seems happy
Guy 1:"Dude I think I just met a Crystal Kawichi today."
Guy 2: "Oh god, what did you do to piss her off?"
Guy 2: "Oh god, what did you do to piss her off?"
by C.O.K.3271 April 21, 2018
Get the Crystal Kawichimug.