left test

A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.

<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.

by midinerd September 11, 2016

test bang

When you opportunistically have sex with someone right after they test negative for COVID; for peace of mind.

"I really believe in social distancing so I only test bang girls"
"Don't worry guys, it was a test bang"

by riotrooper February 4, 2021

Homie Test

(Noun)
When someone brings a potential girlfriend around their friends to see how she would act when in their presence.

Guy 1: Ayy bruh I fucked Tiffany last week so I had to hit her with the homie test.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? How she do?
Guy 1: She was actin hella choosey bruh. I had to cut her lose.
Guy 2: Good decision my guy.

by clownyoass91 December 8, 2018

Test tube

A tube that you do tests in, hense the phrase test tube.

The test tube blew up.

by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004

crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.

those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.

by Mr.bud August 9, 2006

cake test

The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.

Dude, make sure you do the cake test before he sits on your face.

by cleverAFsometimes March 3, 2017

smear test

The most uncomfortable thing a woman experiences in her lifetime. Medical examination of the nether regions.

Sophie: I went for a smear test today.
Tina: I feel so sorry for you!

by thetoffeechick July 17, 2014