stoner

An amature. Someone who only smokes every once in awhile, or a one-hitter quitter. stoners think they're the shit but they have waaaaay more experience to go before they become a true pothead. being a stoner is nothing to be proud of, in fact i'd take it as an insult. stop bragging about being a "stoner" because it only makes you look like a retard.

.potheads for life.
.hella.

"justin think he's hella badass but he's just a little bitch-stoner. he can't even hang yet..fucking one-hitter-quitter, b."

by [tWeAk] June 11, 2006

Stoner-Boner

completely heterosexual boner that a dude gets from watching an evan stone porn movie.

Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.

by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010

Love Stoner

You make people love yo so much that tey feel stoned

Im your Love Stoner.

by Sk8ergirl1322 December 21, 2008

Pullin' A stoner

When someone does something that is completely embarassing and scum-like. An act that any sane person would never do, but this person decides to commit the act because it would, "make for a great story."

I'm Pullin' a stoner tonight. I can't believe I'm going to hook up with that girl, she is 300 pounds and smells like fish.

by scumfinder December 11, 2009

Stoner Minute

A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.

Joe: You coming over yet?

Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad

*7 minutes later*

Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!

by EyeJuan December 1, 2010

Stoners eve

On Dec 31 when the ball drops you start smoking pot in a circle trying to say happy new year while exhaling smoke.

great time to share your Stoner resolutions with your friends

everyone was coughing and laughing that we almost missed the ball dropping on T.V. lucky we turn up the volume and sparked another bowl. Happy Stoners eve

by zachwarhawk December 5, 2010

Stoners' breakfast

eating a lot very early in the morning (12-5am)

I could'nt sleep because I was too full, I had a stoners' breakfast.

by maninamask01 September 4, 2010