Theodore Stevens

the worst type of douche there is.
the definition of douche.

YOU ARE SUCH A THEODORE STEVENS!!!

by 🍑🙌 February 14, 2020

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Steven Seagull

When someone cums right on the top of you head, much like the feeling of a seagull crapping on your skull from a height.

No Steven Seagull tonight please baby, I don't want to wash my hair again.

by Lucky Poop January 10, 2020

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quiet steven

When you ask your friend/homeboy to step out of the car so he/she can get some

Steven: Excuse me do you mind stepping out of the car?

Jackson: Oh why? Are you going to give her the quiet Steven?

Steven: You already know!

by JerkyJack July 17, 2018

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Steven, he's my Esteban, he's every man, a one-man-band, talented at all he pursues!!! People mistake him for "nice guy" when in reality, he's a brave bad ass who has the courage to be generous amongst wolves.

Steven loves his children. Steven sees the best in others. Steven is an inspiration.

Just don't wake him up mid-slumber or he'll bite your head off!

The next time you encounter a man who urges you to just sing, that man is such a Steven (Esteban)!

by Il tuo tesoro December 31, 2021

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Tweaking Steven

Tweaking Steven: often used when someone is high on crytstal meth, meaning “delusional “ or “disconnected from reality “ often they are also extremely paranoid and create imaginary relationships with people who aren’t real. Probably borderline schizophrenic and often have a low IQ…

“Damn, he’s tweaking Steven tonight! He is up in the tree yelling at a crow that he knows the crow was planted there to gather intel”

“Don’t go in public man, you’re tweaking Steven”
So sad that tweaking Steven is homeless due to his lack of intelligence

by Shanannabananas February 22, 2022

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