soldax

An organization of men and women who are striving to take over the world, but are doing so by mimicking another more frightening organization. They are an inferior group.

Yes, Margaret, I know that the Soldax are chasing us, but they aren't exactly the Mafia.

by raistlyne May 17, 2004

Splodum

Weird shit you find laying around that no one can identify

What is this sick looking splodum on my pants.

by Heylookadog February 13, 2010

'SPLODED

A common phrase shouted by Fortnite players when you get an RPG kill, many times being a sick dunk on someone else.

"get 'SPLODED NERD!" AliA shouted.

by alaskandawn May 23, 2018

Sold out

When all of your meetings for the day are canceled by the organizer or force majeure.

Hey man, I can actually make it to the movie tonight, I'm sold out!
>> You luck bastard!

by What time is it February 12, 2019

Soldered Asshair

When you take a shit and your ass isn't fully cleaned. Then the rest of the shit starts drying with your asshair together and you get Soldered Asshair

Person 1: Why you movin so funny?
Person 2: I think i got those ichy Soldered Asshair

by Quickbrother July 25, 2019

Sofa Soldier

A male, usually in their 20's, single, jobless, and shaped like a wad of cookie dough, who thinks he is a hard ass or bad ass because he plays violent video games all day long while gobbling fast food and soda. A grown-ass man who dresses like an 8-year-old boy (jorts, backwards baseball hat, 3xl sports jersey). Acts aggressive in real life by cutting in line, pushing women or kids out of his way, bragging how he can kick your ass while throwing around his shopping cart or merchandise in the store. When someone finally beats his slop ass and big gutted ego back down to size and puts his loser ass back in check, the soldier usually runs back to Mommy's basement and faps to hardcore porn and eats a case of pringles. Or works on his blog/podcast/hip hop
career.

My Girl: "That dopey eyed sofa soldier thinks he is intimidating us by pushing his big misshapen self up closer and slamming his shit down while drooling and trying to act hard..."
Me: "The only thing scary about him is how much of our tax dollars go toward keeping that waste of oxygen above ground..."
Sofa Soldier: "I'm hungry!!! And so tired from being up all night playing Call Of Duty... Ima kick somebody's ass if this line doesn't move faster"
Me:"Easy fat boy! You might have a heart attack... Just be patient this is reality not a video game"

by bob the driver September 18, 2016

Buffalo Soldier

a slow motorist who consistently drives noticeably below the speed limit.

The Buffalo Soldier caused the traffic jam by travelling 35mph in a 50mph zone.

by unemployed gamers January 24, 2011