Sonic Fisting

The act of punching a cat in the penis. Derived from the fact that cats are called “pussies”.

That dude really hates cats, he just sonic fisted that one.
That crazy cat lady over there, she loves sonic fisting, hence being a CRAZY cat lady.

by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022

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Sonic Fist

To punch a cat in the penis. Derived from pussy cats and dick punches.

Is that a cat? I’m gonna sonic fist it if it tries to scratch me.

by Kreg the Reg September 26, 2022

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Sonic Boomerism

Something so over the top, fucked up & Boomerish that upon being said it creates a sonic boom or crack. Apply to any phrase or word that it covers.

Carl is getting way too old. Said some real Sonic Boomerism stuff. He keeps calling the kids AntiFa & screaming about Joe Brandon or some shit. That ol' fool has gone full Sonic Boomerism.

by anonymous October 1, 2022

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Sonic Boomerism

Something so Boomeristic that it becomes it's own type of axiom

Karl thinks that vaxes cause autisim & antifa is ran by joe brandon. everything that comes out of his mouth is a Sonic Boomerism.

by Big Jesus Trashcan October 1, 2022

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
Gotta go fast, gotta go fast
Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!
Movin' at speed of sound (make tracks!)
Quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation
Stuck in a new location
Without any explanation
No time for relaxation!
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't blink, don't think
Just go, go, go, go, g-g-g-g-go, go!
N-n-n-n-n-n-na
N-n-n-n-n-n-na
Sonic, he's on the run!
Sonic, he's number one!
Sonic, he's comin' next!

Sonic the Hedgehog was created in 1991 by Sega

by tamedlion64 October 7, 2022

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