The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
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dude ,last night, I got my dick suck ,by 3 different chicks last night. other dude wernt in glen ellen last night by the S D C , 1st dude says yeah but they were all over age.. 2nd dude says that's wrong ,your no better then john, dan or mikey... fucking snail hopping again or snail hoppers ...... Mikey is deffiently a snail hoping again.
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