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Driving Smack

"Driving Smack" is similar to "Talking Smack". It is a way for weaker or more timid individuals to "Talk Smack" without having to leave the safety of their vehicle.

"Driving Smack" is carried out in a number of ways, and is always being improved upon by those who are particularly non-confrontational.

Usually it is accomplished when the weak individual is driving a large and/or very loud vehicle (see Yucaipa) and, upon passing by the person whom he dislikes, hits the accelerator which causes the vehicle to lurch forward abnormally and produce a loud "BRAAAAP" thereby striking fear into the intended victims heart and soul. Extra points can be had if the tires lose traction and make "screeching" sounds.

This can be done daily with very little measurable loss in effectiveness.

*Motorcycles can be used also, however this would then be referred to as "Riding Smack", and is usually associated more with "attention whoring" than actual attempts to intimidate. Perhaps in lieu of masculinity the rider will wear flashy outfits and novel helmet modifications.
A: Look at this dork in the 4x4

B: .....BRAAAAAP!!....brap..

A: Gee maybe we should get the heck out of this city before he comes back and hurts us. BAHAHAAA! Another punk driving smack.
by 0per November 10, 2011
mugGet the Driving Smackmug.

Smack Peddler

by Beastin it December 3, 2010
mugGet the Smack Peddlermug.

elephant smack

it is when you take the cock of an elephant and hit someone in the face with it is also a sporting event in south africa
man 1: ur ugly
man 2: smack
man 1: god damnit what the hell was that
man 2: pwn elephant smack you in eye
man 1: on the NSB now
man 2: wo0t
man 1:what was an elephant doing on the sidewalk
man 2: youjustgotraped
mugGet the elephant smackmug.

Taco Smack

A woman fapping, equivalent to a man fapping. When a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers.
Guy 1: Yo, is she fapping?????
Guy 2: No, she's taco smacking.
by dusstedd December 27, 2011
mugGet the Taco Smackmug.

smack the weasel

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel
by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011
mugGet the smack the weaselmug.

Splat Smack

(V) The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then smacking her face with enough force to knock the sperm out.
That splat smack you gave Monica ruined my new jacket.
by SillyAsianEngineeringGuy August 1, 2008
mugGet the Splat Smackmug.

catch a smack

You heard about that nigga that tried to catch a smack broad day and got through?”
by boston Masssssa August 5, 2018
mugGet the catch a smackmug.

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