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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.
Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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CODE WORDS FOR HAVING SEX ONLINE ON ROBLOX: Sex: Lights - Passionately Kiss: inform -
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Single sock sensation

When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.
Yo Tyler has been practicing Single sock sensation for 2 years now he needs to marry the sock now
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Jade is single and ready to mingal
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SWM (Single White MAGA)

Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.
Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina
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single child

Single children need sibilings.
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Single Pringle Syndrome

Single Pringle Syndrome is when you’re single but your single-ness is causing you sadness whenever you realize you’re alone without a significant other
Guy 1: Aw man, today’s Valentines Day. Single Pringle syndrome is hitting me hard.

Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?

Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single

Guy 2: Makes sense
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