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simpson

a very amazing and special person, who you should keep forever. they are so stunning and marriage material, and they are even more amazing if their name is evie.
"they are such a simpson , im never gonna leave them"
by juuuulessssss June 2, 2021
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Simpson's Adage

All adages should be read and thought as if they start with "Generally, ", this includes Simpson's adage.
Person A: "Many hands make light work." / "Things are not always what they seem" / "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."
by odddozen June 21, 2021
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Homer Simpson

A Homer Simpson is a lovable dumb person who is a bit like an ape.
Fat husband: I’m gonna go put my hand in the blender.

Wife: Oh, you’re such a Homer Simpson!
by 12221hehwhe June 24, 2021
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Simpson

A Simpson is one one that has a considerably smaller TV than the average alpha male.
“Nice TV, how big is it?”
- it’s 55” mate..
“Haha! Proper tiny that. Right Simpson”
by Mcaw birdman August 22, 2024
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OJ Simpson

The act of giving a blowjob while the recipient drinks orange juice.
"Dude, this fat black prostitute gave me a blowjob while I drank orange juice last night!" said Jake. "Oh my god," exclaimed Marson, "you got an OJ Simpson at waffle house."
by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx August 30, 2024
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The Simpsons Curse

The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.
The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.
by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024
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Kaidence Simpson

Kaidence Simpson is a very kind hearted person. Do not underestimate her though, if she feels you have done herself or someone she loves wrong she will kick someone’s ass. She is loyal and has a big heart that is often taken advantage of and is small but strong. Kaidence Simpson is athletic and prys at being the smartest, strongest, and most successful person in her environment. Kaidence Simpson is a lucky one to meet if you get one don’t ever let her go.
Person 1: Wow I wish I had someone loyal
Person 2: I already do I have a Kaidence Simpson!
by .unkown1_user_ December 27, 2024
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