SIMP

An acronym for Squrrels In My Pants

Person 1: Tell me whats making you jump like that?

Person 2: SIMP squirrels in pants!

by poopmaster42069 November 6, 2019

Simp

Someone (male) choosing Hoes before Bros.
Someone (male) obssesing over a girl.

Deku is being such a simp.
Stop being a simp towards Puppet!

by yknI May 18, 2020

Simp

A guy trying so hard to get some good coochie. Like this man tries so hard for the pussy and he will do anything for it. Ex; You go to a friend's house and they talk shit about girls and you're that one nigga that says Nah mate girls are fine...YOU'RE A SIMPPPPP.

all my niggas are simps: Freddy Russo, Nehal Samuel, Nicolas Maggio, Daniel Moreno, Alan Yulo, Joseph Song, Benjamin Mazzola, Ryan San-Jose, Ellison Pee, Casey Reardon,Melodank, and the fucking bitch named sarah.

I hate diana

by N1ggerman February 23, 2020

SIMP

A guy that puts his feelings on a fee and continues to pursue his feelings even though she made it vividly obvious and showed signs that they’re not interested and get overly pissed when she finally goes off and tells him even though she made it obvious already and then complains how no one ever loves him and “fuck women”.

Juan is a fucking simp!

by pacifica November 22, 2019

Simp

When a Canadian named Mia, Margret, Magnet, or immigrant, goes crazy for an American named Chase

OMG you are such a simp

by Anonymous16295 January 19, 2021

Simp

Someone who buys their girlfriend flowers on international women's day

Damn that guy got his girlfriend flowers on international women’s day, which is a completely made up holiday? What a simp.

by sharbdaddy420 March 9, 2022

simp

citrus_murff.

citrus_murff is a simp

by Duckzie November 16, 2019