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curtis and simone

The most powerful two people when they are together. These two compliment each other and gives each other the encouragement they need to be the absolute best. Power couple.
You see them? Their a Curtis and Simone couple, a JayZ and Beyonce couple, a Will and Jada couple. I want a relationship like that.
by coupledictionary1 December 2, 2013
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Simon

Simon is a short mid 50s Yorkshire man who says the n word and can get away with it. He also compliments younger girls making them uncomfortable. He loves himself too much.
You're such a simon!
by Deadboii771 November 27, 2021
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Simon

Simon is a very handsome guy who knows how to cook. He is the best type of person with a name starting with S. If you meet a Simon, you should trow away all your friends named Simen, Sara, aso (and so on).
Guy 1: Yo, look at that guy, he is so cool.
Guy 2: His name is probably Simon.
Guy1: Absolutely.
by ma6673 September 19, 2022
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se simoner

French for masturbating yourself
Il a trop envie d'se simoner
by gvny February 6, 2024
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Little Baby Simon

A boy who's a teenager but acts like a baby
Ohhhhh..... Little Baby Simon is upset
by Bollocks, dear chap November 27, 2024
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Simon

A terrorist who eats pens but not pencils because they are wooden
Person Uno: I'm Simon
Another dude: No
by carbum April 4, 2021
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Simon A

Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.

It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.

Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
“Damn, that guys amazing. Must be a Simon A.“
by LordArcyus October 31, 2020
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