Simon

The most heartbreaking guy ever!!! Such a bad guy! He likes to play with girls feelings and then he just behave like nothing happened and acts innocent. HE IS A DUMBASS FCKBOY!!!

Girl 1: is that simon?

Me: yes he broke my friends heart!!!

Girl 1: such a fckboy

by Steinchen<3 November 22, 2021

simon platz

an idiot

Simon platz is an idiot!
Yes!

by b0bob April 5, 2017

Simon

Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''

by vagin man November 21, 2021

Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting

Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.

by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020

simon

Simon is one of the best humans you will ever meet. he is sweet and kind, and will always have your back. he can seem a bit sad at times but he is awesome. and really funny

Simon:hello how are you

by KittyCat2.0 January 8, 2022

The Simon Wilson Paradox

After hearing a detailed and troubling story about another man's struggles with maintaining an erection, he couldn't shake the anxiety it induced. This newfound stress crept into his own intimate moments, creating a vicious cycle of worry and performance issues that left him unable to maintain an erection himself.
Thus creating the Simon Wilson paradox

Last night I was with this girl then I stuffed from the Simon Wilson Paradox.

by Scottith July 15, 2024

Simon

Best alex in the multi, no..... the omniverse

he simoned the marshmellow

by asdgfga June 22, 2021