Although the meat or offer that God offers is not as tempting at the deliciously tempting cookies the devil offers, the devil's offer of cookies will leave you with consequences like obesity and diabetes while God's offer of meat will leave you with nutrients and more benefits in the long run.
You should really look at your options much closer, after all, god sends meat and the devil sends cookies.
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Ronald: Hey, I just did a Return to Sender!
Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?
Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
Travis: You mean that sex move with the poop!?
Ronald: No... the Minecraft achievement
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
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A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
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Dude 1: Bro I came in this girl last night and she was so wet when she came she shot my load back and it stuck to the wall
Dude 2: Bro that's wild! Guess she wanted to Return to Sender
Dude 2: Bro that's wild! Guess she wanted to Return to Sender
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Get the 15th April is 'Send Doopy Love' day mug.A member of any website (in this case, a Neopets user) who sends death threats for fun/amusement. Death threat senders risk being iced (having their accounts disabled, or frozen) just to see little girls squeal and start Neoboard topics about how they're going to die.
Usually, Senders lurk on the Neoboards. Clicking on random (or not-so-random) usernames, they copy/paste threats and send them. Later on, the Senders watch as the people they sent threats to panic, comment on their threats, try to seek them out, or threaten to report them.
Some Senders:
-Teddy (letters were called 'Teddy letters')
-X-Ray (?)
-Saw
-Xuno
-Aidan
-L (based threats on plot of the manga 'Death Note')
-Jigoku Shojo
-*Orochimaru
-*Sasuke
*(based on the Naruto characters, of course)
-Kira (also based threats on 'Death Note')
The above Senders are all members of the FC, or 'Fan Clubs'. Unusually chaotic, these boards are the best targets for Senders. -hinthint-
Usually, Senders lurk on the Neoboards. Clicking on random (or not-so-random) usernames, they copy/paste threats and send them. Later on, the Senders watch as the people they sent threats to panic, comment on their threats, try to seek them out, or threaten to report them.
Some Senders:
-Teddy (letters were called 'Teddy letters')
-X-Ray (?)
-Saw
-Xuno
-Aidan
-L (based threats on plot of the manga 'Death Note')
-Jigoku Shojo
-*Orochimaru
-*Sasuke
*(based on the Naruto characters, of course)
-Kira (also based threats on 'Death Note')
The above Senders are all members of the FC, or 'Fan Clubs'. Unusually chaotic, these boards are the best targets for Senders. -hinthint-
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