Hailee Segee

Girl who dated half of Ferri Middle School, and kissed 2/4 of it.

You heard about Hailee Segee? She kissed _____ yesterday.

by RyanWaterman0 May 5, 2023

Aphia Seen

Aphia (pronounced Ay-fee-ah) Seen (born 4 March 2006) is a American TikTok star who is known for her comedy skit videos, and for being a Shabnam impersonator. She launched her account in April 2020, although she impersonated Shabnam months before that. She has been the subject of controversy due to her over-exaggerated appearance and mannerisms of Shabnam and being an anti-vaccinator.

Aphia Seen: *posts a video*
everyone in the comment:omg i thought that was shabnam!1!!!1

by thecharacterwannie July 18, 2023

Boa Segunda ahahah

From the Latin "Bona secunda rsrsrs" this expression is a polite way to greet someone on a Monday. However, this is an ambiguous expression, as it can be said in any day of the week.

Inspecting the morphology of "Bona", "Secunda" and "rsrsrs" we verify they are compound words, respectively, from the words "Bo-na", "Se-cu-nda" and "rs-rs-rs", which are abbreviations for the words:
- Bo -> Bomunus: Translates to "Vamos" in most Peninsulian Iberian languages;
- na: This is a speech mark associated with hesitation (e.g. when a person is nervous);
- Se -> Sexus: Translates to "Sexo";
- cu -> cuntixis: Translating to "Contigus" in archaic Portuguese and "contigo" in modern Portuguese;
- nda -> naxis di assedixs: Translating to "nada de assédio" in modern Portuguese;
- rs -> rixis: Translates directly to "ah", which is an onomatopoeic representation of laughter;

Consequentially, the expression "Boa segunda" means "Vamos sexo contigo, nada de assédio ahahah". Additionally, note that this meaning should only be considered when the expression is proliferated in any day except Mondays. Otherwise, it should be considered a respectful and cordial greeting.

Finally, in a deeper level of wordology, the choice of the first day of the week for this expression is not random, but purposeful. It was chosen, because Mondays are the hardest days in a week, so when someone says "Boa Segunda ahahah", for instance, on a Friday, they are implicitly saying they want to fuck you like a Monday.

(On a Friday morning)
Receptionist: Bom dia!
Midget: Bom dia!
Receptionist: Boa segunda ahahah
*Midget keeps walking in little steps*

by Karecs Wordologist January 14, 2025

El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025

El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)...

by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025

Pelugamatonic Segonometry

Means you are talking nonsense, or what you are saying is just yap.

Example: Bro, you're talking straight pelugamatonic segonometry.

by Osi727 June 7, 2025

Feel seen

It isn't a-fucking-bout "feeling seen" You are using surveillance and harassment to fucking thought police me you piece of shit.

Hym "I don't need to feel seen you piece of shit. I need the people making money off of me to have that money taken away from them and up where it belongs. IN MY BANK ACCOUNT. What I need is someone to acknowledge the problem I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH... AND SOLVE THAT PROBLEM OR I WILL MURDER YOUR KIDS. NO DOING WHAT YOU SAY ISN'T GOING TO SOLVE THAT PROBLEM. DOING WHAT I SAY IS."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2025