29 September

On this day someone was born who can keep secretes and disses Scorpios

Twitter stan: spill some secrets

She (born 29 September) : The way I am so good at them, you cannot even being to FATHOM all the stuff I have up my sleeve...

by lol929 May 14, 2020

28 September

The 28th of September is the day where u have to knit everyone you see a sock (yes A sock, singular) Get knitting.

Garry: *walking though school with eyes closed*
Bob: Garry, why are your eyes closed
Garry: if I look at anyone I have to knit them a sock! It’s the 28 September!
Bob: OMG I FORGOT IT WAS SEPTEMBER 28TH!! I HAVE LOOKED AT LIKE 95 DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!
Garry: haha your going to have a long night knitting socks!

by MyCheeseGrater September 27, 2020

super suck september

This one is for the gurls it’s the equivalent to destroy dick December only for the lady’s tho, the objective is for you (the lady) to suck off how ever many guys for the number of that day so if it September 9 you have to suck off 9 different guys

Hey Sarah are you gonna participate in super suck September? No I don’t think so, it’s a little much for me.

by ReallyTheRealDirtyDan November 5, 2018

wake me up when september ends

1. green day song from American Idiot about a boy and a girl where the boy has to go to the army. In reality, this song was influenced by Billie Joe Armstrong growing up without a dad, who died when he was only 10.

2. what people might say if someone they knew died in 9/11

1. Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my fathers come to pass
Seven years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Ring out the bells again
Like we did when spring began
Wake me up when September ends
Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are
As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost
Wake me up when September ends
Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my father's come to pass
Twenty years has gone so fast
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends
Wake me up when September ends

2. person 1: dude do u remember 9/11

person 2: bro wake me up when september ends

by green day + mcr + starco = me January 31, 2019

National give a girl a hoodie week september 24th-30th

Just let her wear your hoodie, it's not like you'll die

Guy: gives hoodie
Girl: Thank you! I'll give it back soon
Guy: np it's National give a girl a hoodie week september 24th-30th

by Rat bastards September 24, 2019

September

A month that falls later in the year. Usually looked down upon by children as it's the month school normally begins. Month that statistically more people marry in than any other month.

When the year falls into September, it's a peaceful time of year.

by jessikiss October 16, 2008

September jet lag

The tiredness you get for about a week after starting school again because your body clock is still running in the 'summer holiday' time zone. Typically caused by sleeping at 3am everyday for two months and waking up the next afternoon.

Awake Student: Could you lift your snoring head off my shoulder? You're drooling on me here.
Sleepy Student: *yaaaawwwwnnn* Sorry, I've got September jet lag real bad, I practically sleep-walked here in the first place.

by Anata January 3, 2009