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screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017
mugGet the screw on feetmug.

screw

man i really wanna scream jesssica

man i screwed jessica twice
by hplyfe April 19, 2018
mugGet the screwmug.

angry screw

Angry screw is a shot of screwball whiskey and dropped into a glass of apple angry orchard
I would like an angry screw please
by Zmann December 17, 2021
mugGet the angry screwmug.

Screw Change

Screw Change crew change tugboat seatime
Instead of a crew change off the tugboat, that's normal crew change. But a Screw change is when you get screwed by not getting off or far from port
by MeowMeow Man August 21, 2019
mugGet the Screw Changemug.

Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
by The_law21 November 5, 2019
mugGet the Screwed The Poochmug.

security screw

Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.

By King's decree because I said thee'
Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?
by KingDirtyness March 30, 2023
mugGet the security screwmug.
A phrase used when your friend group really pisses you off. Usually you need to stop everything your doing and announce that you’re going home
Person 1: you’re a pathetic Fatass, kill yourself

Person 2: well then Screw you guys i’m goin home
by MUGlol69 October 28, 2021
mugGet the Screw you guys I’m goin homemug.

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