mississippi squirt

When you assfuck a Betty and she farts out cum and ass juice when you pull out
Snowboarder chicks are fun fuck puppets but keep it out of her ass if you’re not down for the Mississippi squirt!
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Squirt Incident

When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.
"Hey, do you squirt?!?!" - Weird dude
"Ew" - The Girl
This is the Squirt Incident
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Sea Squirt

"I wonder if deep sea fish are just the product of someone's sea squirt meeting Nemo."
by my name thor November 14, 2022
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Squirt ( soda )

Squirt ( soda ) - Squirt is a caffeine-free, grapefruit-flavored, carbonated soft drink, created in 1938 in Phoenix, Arizona. Squirt competes primarily against The Coca-Cola Company's Fresca.

Squirt was created by Herb Bishop in 1938. Squirt was manufactured in the Beet Sugar Factory in Glendale, Arizona until 1981.

July 9, 2018, Keurig acquired the Dr Pepper Snapple Group in an $18.7 billion deal. The combined company was renamed Keurig Dr Pepper
Squirt ( soda )

Type : Soft drink
Manufacturer: Keurig Dr Pepper
Country of origin : United States
Region of origin : Phoenix, Arizona
Introduced :1938
Flavor: Grapefruit soda pop
Variants: Grapefruit, Grapefruit Zero Sugar, Ruby Red

Squirt ( soda )
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Hershey Squirts

When your butt pisses Hershey bars because you ate taco bell
Dam, my ass got the Hershey Squirts
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Period-squirts

When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.
Angie: * Period-squirts*

Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"

Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"

Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!
by Kazcaz September 6, 2016
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squirt bucket

The PC version of the term "cum dumpster", not pertaining to any specific gender. This is equal opportunity profanity. It merely refers to a vessel in which fluids resulting from sexual intercourse are deposited.
Three girls just came walking out of Ethan's room, he's such a squirt bucket.
by SquirtersAnonymous June 16, 2016
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