Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.
A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:
Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
by kavehcito January 26, 2011
Get the smoke takemug. A bar or club rammed with smokeshow. The best place in the neighbourhood to see ridiculously hot women.
“Nick, that place is a total smoke shop. They’re never gonna get let your old ass in there unless you drop a grand”
by Buakk November 20, 2019
Get the Smoke shopmug. 
A shady situation which typically involves girls that do not have anything to smoke. They will call a friend (usually you) come over to smoke and then promptly leave within the hour. You will be left with a lighter sack and blue balls.
Horse face came over last night to chill. I was trying to spit some game but all she did was smoke and reloke! DAMN
by Chode McMasterson May 24, 2011
Get the smoke and relokemug. by Mojo58201 August 22, 2009
Get the Coffee and Smokesmug. by Taska Babee February 18, 2009
Get the Fat Smokemug. To smoke marijuana. By adding the "up" you are differentiating between simply smoking tobacco and smoking marijuana.
by escape_from_noise June 5, 2016
Get the Smoke upmug.