smack monkey

Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead
Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.
by leimagnus September 25, 2013
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Driving Smack

"Driving Smack" is similar to "Talking Smack". It is a way for weaker or more timid individuals to "Talk Smack" without having to leave the safety of their vehicle.

"Driving Smack" is carried out in a number of ways, and is always being improved upon by those who are particularly non-confrontational.

Usually it is accomplished when the weak individual is driving a large and/or very loud vehicle (see Yucaipa) and, upon passing by the person whom he dislikes, hits the accelerator which causes the vehicle to lurch forward abnormally and produce a loud "BRAAAAP" thereby striking fear into the intended victims heart and soul. Extra points can be had if the tires lose traction and make "screeching" sounds.

This can be done daily with very little measurable loss in effectiveness.

*Motorcycles can be used also, however this would then be referred to as "Riding Smack", and is usually associated more with "attention whoring" than actual attempts to intimidate. Perhaps in lieu of masculinity the rider will wear flashy outfits and novel helmet modifications.
A: Look at this dork in the 4x4

B: .....BRAAAAAP!!....brap..

A: Gee maybe we should get the heck out of this city before he comes back and hurts us. BAHAHAAA! Another punk driving smack.
by 0per November 10, 2011
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catch a smack

You heard about that nigga that tried to catch a smack broad day and got through?”
by boston Masssssa August 05, 2018
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Splat Smack

(V) The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then smacking her face with enough force to knock the sperm out.
That splat smack you gave Monica ruined my new jacket.
by SillyAsianEngineeringGuy July 11, 2008
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black smack

Strong beer/lager usually 9% by volume. Sold in black cans/tins. A firm favourite with street drinkers.
" Wher's me black smack la'? Sound!"
by Mogi Hare February 11, 2012
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elephant smack

it is when you take the cock of an elephant and hit someone in the face with it is also a sporting event in south africa
man 1: ur ugly
man 2: smack
man 1: god damnit what the hell was that
man 2: pwn elephant smack you in eye
man 1: on the NSB now
man 2: wo0t
man 1:what was an elephant doing on the sidewalk
man 2: youjustgotraped
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oogie smack

after unloading seminal fluids into the palm of your hand, direct your hand across the bitches face
yo i totally ganked my wank until i had hand full of goo and i slap the Ho. thus that ho got oogie smack -ed
by Tuffy mc fluffy Jr October 01, 2008
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