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Bitch-Sleep

1. A choice to be unconscious instead of hitting it up at the gym.
"Let's go to the gym"
"Nah I'm going to have a bitch-sleep."
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dude-sleep

Angel aka "El Guapo" gotta go get his dude-sleep on. He has a long day tomorrow.
by phil mate June 16, 2010
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Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.
"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"
by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011
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sleep waulker

A person who has or is coaxed into having oral sex with a male, while they’re asleep. As the member is placed at various speeds to the esophagus of the slumbering special someone, the sound it would make is extremely similar to the spelling “WAULK WAULK WAULK WAULK”. And you could have a T shirt for them when they woke up that said “please do not awake if sleepwaulking”, because you’re a good person and a giver.
Bro 1: Hey, Stacy’s coming over to spend the night.

Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.

Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker
by TerranceJulio October 5, 2018
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sleep dentistry

the act of having one's teeth pulled while sleeping.
Go wiggle your loose tooth or I will be forced to perform sleep dentistry on you.
by Miss Deuces May 9, 2011
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Goo to Sleep

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.
> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-
by WD103 March 11, 2011
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sleep shart

when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.
by joeyback April 4, 2019
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