sample trample

people bum rushing each other over a very desirable offering at the Costco food sample station

And how's your grandma doing?
It's so sad. She's recovering from a broken hip after she got sample trampled at Costco at the Kobe beef sizzler sample station.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

Simpette

Noun.

A female who has been rejected by a male but has chosen to be content with the current relationship instead of letting go/moving on and chooses to stay in a friendship role while openly wanting more.

Brittney is a major simpette for ditching us for those fuckboy.

by Slimthicc_bitch March 24, 2020

The Sampler

A method of oral sex when a man (or women) eats out a womans vagina. You go in lightly, just barely licking the edge of the clit, and gradually increase the strength and length of your licks/penatrations with your tongue so you are "sampling" the woman's vag.

Some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.

Oh man Johnny gave me a the sampler last night and it really hit my spot!

Tim sampled Alexandra's pussy as he ate her out.

by middymax May 2, 2009

Simpleton

A person that lacks the mental capacity to carry on simple tasks in any form of a relationship.

Also known as a “simp”.

“Girl, did he tell you whether or not y’all are dating?”

“No. He hasn’t texted me back.”

“Man that nigga is a simp (simpleton).”

by Wordy Wendy August 14, 2018

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by Davemyster5 November 16, 2021

Simile

When a person gives you such an annoying grin you just want to punch them in the face.

A definition your teacher will rage at.

He has a simile

by H4k0rz June 24, 2018

simplegant

abbr.

Simple and elegant.

- What do you say about his design?
- Simplegant.

by coin mama September 14, 2012