a condition where the subject has inserted his head up his asshole and it is now held captive in the rectum
rectal cranial inversion
rectal cranial inversion
with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the USPS he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture
by mtebob August 16, 2010
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When I was seeing a show called the Twilight Zone. The production was so comical. It had to be told. I wrote a text to a friends saying " I rectal laughing so hard that night"What I wanted to say is that recall laughing. This term is used in my friend circle now. People with often say Rectal laughing. This just makes me want to laugh, laugh, and laugh some more.
by Sister Dianna April 14, 2011
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by JWL1985 August 29, 2016
Get the rectal pugilist mug.The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.
I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.
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Get the Rectally mug.A humans behind being the goal of a golf course, the pole indicating the hole would be sticking out of the goal's behind, which is where the name "Rectal Flag" originated.
Last Sunday Jack thought it was a good idea to pose as a Rectal Flag for the 7th hole of the course.
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Get the Rectal Flag mug.once you shit in a condom and freeze it to be a dildo you fill it with raccon cum and shove it up your ass and wait for it to deforest for that nice cream suprise!
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